1. "XX died in the church and was buried along with her name, nobody came": Eleanor Rigby
2. "XX wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved": Father MacKenzie
3. "For the benefit of XX, there will be a show tonight on trampolines": Mr. Kite
4. "X, ma belle, these are words that go together well": Michelle
5. "Lovely X, meter maid": Rita
6. "XX, checked into his room, only to find Gideon's Bible": Rocky Raccoon
7. "Well you should see XX, she's so good looking that she looks like a man": Polythene Pam
8. "XXX sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper": Mean Mr. Mustard
9. "It was twenty years ago today, XX taught the band to play": Sergeant Pepper
10. "So let me introduce to you, the one and only XX": Billy Shears
11. "Don't ask me what I want it for, ah ah, XX": Mr. Wilson
12. "If you don't want to pay some more, ah ah, XX": Mr. Heath
13. "XX majoring in medicine called her on the phone": Maxwell Edison
14. "Here's another clue for you all, the walrus was X": Paul
15. "XX, what have you done, you made a fool of everyone": Sexy Sadie
16."Man, you should have seen them kicking XXX": Edgar Allan Poe
17. "But if you go carrying pictures of XX, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow": Chairman Mao

Bonus: "Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you X": Julia