1. See how they run like what?: Pigs from a gun
2. What am I doing while waiting for the van to come?: Sitting on a cornflake
3. What day is it?: Stupid bloody Tuesday
4. Besides the walrus, what am I (and they)?: The eggman/eggmen
5. What are in a row?: Pretty little policemen
6. See how they fly like who?: Lucy in the Sky
7. Where is the yellow matter custard dripping from?: A dead dog's eye
8. Boy, why have you been a naughty girl?: You let your knickers down
9. Where am I sitting waiting for the sun?: In an English garden
10. Who laughs at the expert texture choking smokers?: The Joker
11. Where is Semolina Pilchard climbing?: Up the Eiffel Tower
12. What kind of bird is singing?: Elementary penguin
13. What is it singing?: Hare Krishna
14. Man, you should have seen them kicking who?: Edgar Allan Poe
15. Regardless of the credits, who actually wrote the song?: John Lennon
16. What television film did it appear in?: Magical Mystery Tour
17. What literary work inspired the title?: "The Walrus and the Carpenter" by Lewis Carroll

Bonus: The end of the song includes a random broadcast of what Shakespeare play?: King Lear