1. Who is the first person mentioned in the song?: The barber
2. And what is he doing?: Showing photographs of every head he's had the pleasure to have known
3. Who is on the corner?: A banker
4. Who laughs at him behind his back?: The little children
5. What does he never do when it rains?: Wears a mac
6. Where is the song's narrator now?: Beneath the blue suburban skies
7. What does the fireman have?: An hourglass
8. Whose portrait is in his pocket?: The Queen
9. What instrument features in the solo in the middle of the song?: Piccolo trumpet
10. When did the narrator partake of fish and finger pies?: In summer
11. Where is the shelter?: In the middle of the roundabout
12. Who is behind the shelter?: A pretty nurse
13. And what is she doing?: Selling poppies from a tray
14. And though she feels as if she's in a play...: She is anyway
15. Who is waiting for a trim?: The banker
16. Who comes in to the shop?: The fireman
17. In what city is Penny Lane located?: Liverpool

Bonus: What did David Mason do on the record?: He played the piccolo trumpet solo