1. Bob Mackie beaded dresses, Native American headdresses, feathers, lots of feathers: Cher
2. Sparkly shirts, pants that stopped above the ankles, white socks, one white sparkly glove: Michael Jackson
3. Every possible design of glasses you could possibly think of, a Donald Duck suit, a Mozart costume, giant boots: Elton John
4. An all-white suit, an all-denim suit, a black suit with a white shirt, a dark grey suit with no shoes: The Beatles (specifically, on the Abbey Road cover)
5. Hair bows, headbands, cross earrings and necklace, rubber bracelets, lace gloves: Madonna
6. Kangol caps, sweatsuits, Adidas: Run-DMC
7. Black. Just, black.: Johnny Csh
8. Mini-dresses, fishnet stockings, high heels, spiky wig: Tina Turner
9. A black XXL T-shirt and shorts: Jerry Garcia
10. "Choose Life" sweatshirt and very short shorts: Wham!
11. Plaid flannel long-sleeve shirt over a T-shirt, shorts almost to the knee: Pearl Jam
12. Thrift-shop dresses, orange hair shaved short on one side, tons of junk jewelry: Cyndi Lauper
13. Schoolboy blazer, shorts, and cap: Angus Young
14. Very short, very blond hair, striped shirts, sunglasses: The Police
15. Plaid, plaid, and more plaid; long pants slightly too short at the bottom: The Bay City Rollers
16. Slicked-back Duck's Ass hair, gold or black jackets atop tight pants: Elvis Presley
17. White face makeup, leather, huge platform boots: Kiss
Bonus: Short dresses or tight pants, hair piled atop the head: The B-52s