1. "We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first-rock 'n' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.": John Lennon
2. "When I say "This Is It," it really means this is it.": Michael Jackson
3. "I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.": Mick Jagger
4. "It's not about the people who leave Motown that's important, it's about the people who come back, and tonight everybody came back.": Diana Ross
5. "I talked to Vice President Agnew in Palm Springs three weeks ago and expressed my concern for our country. The drug culture, the hippie elements, the SDS, Black Panthers, etc. do not consider me as their enemy or as they call it the establishment. I call it America and I love it.": Elvis Presley
6. "Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas.": Natalie Maines
7. "Thanks, America, you've got style, you've got taste, and you know a good drag queen when you see one.": Boy George
8. "And the winner is... me! I have never received nothing! You never gave me no Grammys and I've been singing for years! I am the architect of rock and roll! I am the originator!": Little Richard
9. "Four marines didn't like a long-haired rock 'n' roller in a baseball park, and of course I was a Cub fan, and I was in Dodger Stadium, and that didn't do so well. I got in a fight and got a broken jaw in three places, and I was in intensive care for a couple of days. The only funny thing I can think about the whole incident is that, with my jaw wired together, I actually went on the road, and I was actually singing through my clenched jaw, which, to this day, is still the way I sing.": Peter Cetera
10. "Yo Taylor, I?m really happy for you?I?ll let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!": Kanye West
11. "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night": Johnny Rotten
12. "This is the largest group of people ever assembled in one place, and I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music and have nothing *but* fun and music, and I God bless you for it!": Max Yasgur
13. "First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack, let's get that straight, ok! I don't do crack, I don't do that. Crack is wack.": Whitney Houston
14. """I haven't met anybody that I would like to settle down with — of either sex.: Elton John
15. "John's in love with Yoko and he's no longer in love with the other three of us.": Paul McCartney
16. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.": Ted Nugent
17. "Sometimes I think my whole career and life has only been about a bloody Bat!": Ozzy Osbourne

Bonus: "We would all like to live an uncluttered life; a simple life, a good life ya know? And think about like moving the whole human race ahead a step, or a few steps.": Jerry Garcia