1. What time is it?: It's close to midnight
2. What's lurking in the dark?: Something evil
3. What happens when you try to scream?: Terror takes the sound before you make it
4. What looks you right between the eyes?: Horror
5. No one's gonna save you from what?: The beast about to strike
6. You hear what and realize there's nowhere left to run?: The door slam
7. You feel what and wonder if you'll ever see the sun?: The cold hand
8. There ain't no second chance against what?: The Thing with the Forty Eyes
9. There's no escaping what?: The jaws of the alien this time
10. They will possess you, unless what?: You change that number on your dial
11. I can thrill you more than what?: Any ghost would ever dare try
12. What falls across the land?: Darkness
13. Where are the creatures terrorizing?: Y'all's neighborhood
14. What will happen to those without the soul for getting down?: Must stand and face the hounds of hell, and rot inside a corpse's shell
15. The funk of how long?: Forty thousand years
16. Who is closing in to seal your doom?: Grisly ghouls from every tomb
17. What can no mere mortal resist?: The evil of the Thriller

Bonus: Who recites the verses in questions 12-17?: Vincent Price