1. What album does the song appear on?: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
2. Who sings the beginning and ending sections?: John Lennon
3. Who was the news about in the first verse?: A lucky man who made the grade
4. Even though the news was rather sad, what was the reader's reaction?: He just had to laugh
5. What happened in the second verse?: He blew his mind out in a car
6. What was nobody sure of?: If he was from the House of Lords
7. What happened in the film?: The English Army had just won the war
8.Why did he just have to look?: He had read the book
9. Who sings the middle section?: Paul McCartney
10. What does he do after waking up and falling out of bed?: Dragged a comb across his head
11. Looking up, what did he notice?: He was late
12. What articles of clothing did he grab?: Coat and hat
13. What did he do upstairs?: Had a smoke
14. Where are there four thousand holes?: Blackburn, Lancashire
15. Now they know how many holes it takes to fill what?: The Albert Hall
16. What would the singer love to do?: Turn you on
17.What happens a few seconds after the song ends?: A repeating nonsense section that sounds like, "Never could be any other way"

Bonus: What three parts did Mal Evans play in the song?: Counting the measures during the orchestral section, the alarm clock, one of the pianos on the final chord