1. Man walks down sidewalk, and everything he touches lights up: "Billie Jean," Michael Jackson
2. Singer is strapped to windmill revolving over a pool; giant water worm attacks him: "The Wild Boys," Duran Duran
3. Overweight men work out at gym with help from female instructor, but wait - all the men are gay!: "Physical," Olivia Newton-John
4. Female teacher in boys' private boarding school has nighttime visions of students playing sports, and meets up with them at the end: "Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler
5. Exotic dancer does her thing, then leaves the club and dances off with a young boy: "Open Your Heart," Madonna
6. Scruffily-dressed Irish men and women run around and dance on a street corner: "Come On Eileen," Dexy's Midnight Runners
7. Spitting Image puppets of Ronald Reagan and other world leaders and entertainment figures sing the song: "Land of Confusion," Genesis
8. Band plays in black and white while man washes window in background: "Every Breath You Take," Police
9. Mechanic chases after female customer; police chase him, and ambulance driven by the female customer picks him up at the end: "Stay The Night," Chicago
10. Man sings while identically-dressed models mime playing instruments: "Addicted to Love," Robert Palmer
11. Band, including lead singer-guitarist wearing suit with cloud pattern, plays while people dance around the bandstand; singer has coughing fit: "Raspberry Beret," Prince and the Revolution
12. Crudely animated appliance repair workers complain about music videos: "Money for Nothing," Dire Straits
13. Rosie the Riveter imagines herself as a World War II fighter pilot: "Shadows of the Night," Pat Benatar
14. Nerds throw party crashed by rappers: "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)," Beastie Boys
15. Singer plays guitar and shakes butt near a jukebox: "Faith," George Michael
16. Band rehearses and plays concert in black and white; singer flies on a harness over the crowd: "Livin' on a Prayer," Bon Jovi
17. Band plays air instruments in industrial park while girl repeatedly walks past them: "Separate Ways," Journey
Bonus: Man prances around in girlfriend's apartment...and ruins his career in the process: "Rock Me Tonite," Billy Squier