1. "Turn it up!": "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd"
2. "Woo-hoo! Take a look at this! Hey man, that suit is you!Whoo-whee! You'll get some leg tonight for sure!": "Unchained," Van Halen
3. Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?": "The Streak," Ray Stevens
4. "This has got to be the saddest day of my life. I called you here today for a bit of bad news": "Kiss And Say Goodbye," Manhattans
5. "A preachment, dear friends, you are about to receive on John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve": "Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out), The Hombres
6. "Oh, you thought she was digging you, but she was digging me!": "Clap For The Wolfman," Guess Who
7. "What number is this Chip?" ?7A!" "Okay, don?t mean it, don?t get excited man. It?s ?cause I?m short, I know.": "Daydream Believer," The Monkees
8. "And whosoever shall be found, without the soul for getting down, must stand and face the hounds of hell, and rot inside a corpse's shell": "Thriller," Michael Jackson"
9. "This following program is dedicated to the city and people of San Francisco, who may not know it, but they are beautiful, and so is their city. This is a very personal song, so if the viewer cannot understand it, particularly those of you who are European residents, save up all your bread and fly Translove Airways to San Francisco, USA, then maybe you´ll understand the song, it will be worth it, if not for the sake of this song, but for the sake of your own peace of mind": "San Franciscan Nights," Eric Burdon & The Animals
10. "To all of you out there, wherever you are, remember: the light at the end of the tunnel may be you": "Amazing," Aerosmith
11. "As another day comes to an end I'm lookin' for a letter or somethin'": "Have You Seen Her," The Chi-Lites
12. "Baby, I can't make it without you. And I'm, I'm tellin' ya, honey-you're my
reason for laughin', for cryin', for livin', and for dyin'.": "(You're My) Soul and Inspiration," Righteous Brothers
13. "By the way, where'd you meet him?": "Leader of the Pack," The Shangri-Las
14. "A! B! A-B!-C-D!": "A Love Bizarre," Sheila E.
15. "I don't feel tardy!": "Hot For Teacher," Van Halen
16. "Used to know a girl that lived down there and she'd go out in the evenings and pick a mess of it...Carry it home and cook it for supper, 'cause that's about all they had to eat, but they did all right...": "Polk Salad Annie," Tony Joe White
17. "The tears I cry arent tears of pain, they're only to hide my guilt and shame": "Human, " Human League
Bonus: "On board were the Twelve: the poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends.": "Atlantis," Donovan