1. "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste": "Sympathy for the Devil," Rolling Stones
2. "These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just too real": "My Immortal," Evanescence
3. "Ah, ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus": "Rosa Parks," OutKast
4. "I open up the paper, there's a story of an actor, who had died while he was drinking, he was no one I had heard of": "Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
5."And what we have is much more than they can see": "Love Ballad," George Benson
6. "I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time": "Pretzel Logic," Steely Dan
7. "The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles": "Subterranean Homesick Blues," Bob Dylan
8. "Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, Magnificoooooooooooo": "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
9. "Long ago, and oh so far away, I fell in love with you before the second show"; "Superstar," The Carpenters
10. "The sparkle in your eyes keeps me alive": "She Sells Sanctuary," The Cult
11."What a beautiful wedding, What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to the waiter": "I Write Sins Not Tragedies," Panic! At The Disco
12. "Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream, it is not dying, it is not dying": "Tomorrow Never Knows," Beatles
13. "Sitting on a pebble by the river, playing guitar": "Valotte," Julian Lennon
14. "Take a load off, Fannie, take a load for free": "The Weight," The Band
15. "Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise": "Longview," Green Day
16. "We had no homefront, we had no soft soap, they sent us Playboy, they gave us Bob Hope" "Goodnight Saigon," Billy Joel
17."I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never going to keep me down": "Tubthumping," Chumbawamba

Bonus: "Now you're messin' with a, son of a bitch!": "Hair of the Dog," Nazareth