1. "She was afraid to come out of the locker": "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini," Bryan Hyland
2. "Whatever happened to my Transylvanian Twist?": "Monster Mash," Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt Kickers
3. "Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide": "Alley-Oop," Hollywood Argyles
4. "A little Nash Rambler was following me,about one third my size": "Beep Beep," The Playmates
5. "Knee deep in flowers we'll stray": "Tiptoe Through the Tulips," Tiny Tim
6. "Oo ee oo aa aa, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang": "Witch Doctor," David Seville
7. "Don't you give me no dirty looks, your father's hip, he knows what cooks": "Yakety Yak," Coasters
8. "Second verse, same as the first!": "I'm Henry VIII I Am," Herman's Hermits
9. "Why is everybody always pickin' on me?": "Charlie Brown," Coasters
10. "Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more": "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron," Royal Guardsmen
11. "And there I stood with an arrow in my back": "Mr. Custer," Larry Verne
12. "All the counselors hate the waiters, and the lake has alligators": "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah," Allen Sherman
13. "Me, I want a hula hoop": "The Chipmunk Song," The Chipmunks
14."So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it hanging on the shed": "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport," Rolf Harris
15. "You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed, you laughed and laughed": "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa," Napoleon XIV
16. "I wouldn't eat you, 'cause you're so tough": "The Purple People Eater," Sheb Wooley
17. "Man, I've got my burners lighted and my flaps are gonna bend.": "Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)," Edd Byrnes and Connie Stevens

Bonus: "There she was, friends, lyin' there in all her radiant beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chittlin's, two bananas, three Hershey bars,sipping on a RC co-cola listenin' to her transistor, watchin' the Grand Ole Opry on the tube, readin' a Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?": "Ahab the Arab," Ray Stevens