1. Tommy Tutone: "867-5309/Jenny"
2. Blondie; "Call Me" (also "Hanging on the Telephone")
3. Usher: "U Don't Have to Call"
4. Rupert Holmes: "Answering Machine
5. Chuck Berry (covered by Johnny Rivers): "Memphis"
6. Dr. Hook: "Sylvia's Mother"
7. Meri Wilson: "Telephone Man"
8. The Marvelettes; "Beechwood 4-5789"
9. Electric Light Orchestra (in the 70s): "Telephone Line" (ok, also "Ma-Ma-Ma-Belle" for our older U.S. readers)
10. Electric Light Orchestra (in the 80s): "Calling America"
11. Sugarloaf: "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You"
12. AC/DC: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (he gives his phone number)
13. Wilson Pickett: "634-5789"
14. Squeeze: "853-5937"
15. Stevie Wonder: "I Just Called To Say I Love You"
16. Al Green; "Call Me (Come Back Home)"
17. Jim Croce; "Operator"

Bonus: In Kurtis Blow's "The Breaks," why did Ma Bell send you a whopping bill?: "For 18 phone calls to Brazil"