1. Because you want to get front row seats; because you're afraid you can't get through to Ticketmaster on the phone: Reasons You Stand In Line For Concert Tickets
2. Rubber Soul; Revolver; Help; Magical Mystery Tour: Beatles Albums
3. "I have four strings and a low sound and Paul McCartney and Victor Wooten and John Paul Jones and Flea play me": What A Bass Guitar Might Say
4. Chicago; Boston; Miami Sound Machine; Black Oak Arkansas: Bands Named For American Cities
5. Joe; Michael; Millie; Janet: Famous Jacksons
6. Abba, Ace of Base, Cardigans: Bands From Sweden
7. Natalie Cole; Jakob Dylan; Julian Lennon; Nancy Sinatra: Singers Whose Fathers Also Were Singers
8. "I'm a West Coast rapper named after a Peanuts character, and I was acquitted of murder, and I just released my latest CD": What Snoop Dogg Might Say
9. KC, REM, DMC, OMD: Artists Known By Initials
10. Because you didn't like the CD; because you found it at another store for a better price; because someone gave it to you as a gift and you already had it: Why You Return A CD
11. Donna Summer; Chic; Village People; Sister Sledge: Disco Artists
12.Carlos Santana; Los Lobos; Richie Valens; Linda Ronstadt: Mexican-American Artists
13. Sly and the Family Stone; Ten Years After; Joe Cocker; Richie Havens: Artists Who Appeared In The Movie "Woodstock"
14. Vee; Vinton; Rydell; Brown: Famous Bobbys
15. Ringo Starr; John Bonham; Alex Van Halen; Buddy Rich: Drummers
16. "I'm the lead singer of the Rolling Stones and I'm turning 60 this year and I have big lips!": What Mick Jagger Might Say
17. Wolfman Jack; Casey Kasem; Rick Dees; Murray the K: Disc Jockeys

Bonus: "The Streak;" "Disco Duck;" "Gimme Dat Ding;" "My Girl Bill": Novelty Songs From The '70s