1. It's been one week since you what?: Looked at me
2. How long since you laughed at me?: Five days
3. Why do I like the sushi?: 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
4. Big like who?: Le Ann Rimes
5. Who's got the mad hits?: Bert Kampfaert
6. What's the finest of the flavors?: Vanilla
7. I'm the kind of guy who does what?: Laughs at a funeral
8. Where is the chicken from?: China
9. What do you have and your brain stops tickin?: A drumstick
10. Watchin' what show with the lights on?: X-Files
11. Like who I'm gettin' frantic?: Harrison Ford
12. Like who I'm tantric?: Sting
13.Like what's guaranteed to satisfy?: Snickers
14. Like who I make mad films?: Kurosawa
15. OK, I don't make films, but if I did they'd have what?: A samurai
16. Gonna get in tune with who?: Sailor Moon
17. What do I have a history of losing?: My shirt

Bonus: Birchmount Stadium is home of what?: The Robbie