1. Truckin', like who?: The doo-dah man
2. What is out on Main Street?: Arrows of neon and flashing marquees (not "flashing my keys")
3. What three cities are all the same street?: Chicago, New York, Detroit
4. What city got a soft machine?: Dallas
5. Houston is too close to what?: New Orleans
6. What do most of the cats that you meet on the street speak of?: True Love
7. How much are the cards ain't worth if you don't lay 'em down?: A dime
8. Sometimes what's all shining on me?: The light
9. Lately it occurs to me...what?: What a long, strange trip it's been
10. What in the world ever became of who?: Sweet Jane
11. Truckin' up where, been thinkin' you got to mellow slow?: Buffalo
12. Got a tip they're going to do what?: Kick the door in again
13. Busted where?: Down on Bourbon Street
14. Set up like what?: A bowling pin
15. You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to what?: Travel
16. Where am I going back where I belong?: Home
17. What will I do after I sit down and patch my bones?: Get back truckin' on

Bonus: Which three band members collaborated on the music for this song?: Jerry Garcia, Bob Weir, and Phil Lesh. Robert Hunter wrote the lyrics.