1."You know, someone said the world's a stage and each must play a part": Elvis Presley, "Are You Lonesome To-night"
2. "Steve Cropper and Duck Dunn!": Blues Brothers, "Soul Man"
3. "Once upon a time, not so long ago": Bon Jovi, "Livin' on a Prayer"
4. "Okay, so you're heartbroken, sittin' around mopin', cryin', you say you're even thinkin' about dyin? Well, before you do anything rash, dig this": Main Ingredient, "Everybody Plays The Fool" (Aaron Neville sang these words in his cover version)
5. "Just look over your shoulders, honey! Ooh!": Jackson Five, "I'll Be There"
6. "Indians scattered on dawn's highway, bleeding, ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind": The Doors, "Peace Frog"
7. "Awww, move over, Rover, and let Jimi take over!": Jimi Hendrix, "Fire"
8. "All abooooooooooooard!": Ozzy Osbourne, "Crazy Train"
9. "Gunter glieben glauchen globen": Def Leppard, "Rock of Ages"
10. "But...but...but...I'm afraid of water!": Village People, "In The Navy"
11. "Are you ready, Steve? Uh huh. Andy? Yeah. Mick? O.K. All right fellas, let's go!": Sweet, "Ballroom Blitz"
12. "Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!": Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
13. "Awww, take me down, Jimmy": Paul McCartney and Wings, "Junior's Farm"
14. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life": Prince, "Let's Go Crazy"
15. "Bob Mayo on the keyboards, Bob Mayo": Peter Frampton, "Do You Feel Like We Do"
16. "Ahh, get down, mama, I got to have me a woman, heh heh heh heh heeeeh": Rick Dees, "Disco Duck"
17."You know, I'm no different from anybody else. Start and end each night. It gets real lonely when you're by yourself.": Partridge Family, "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted"

Bonus: "Meanwhile, I'm still thinking" (two answers, you give me both): Chuck Berry, "Little Queenie," and T.Rex, "Bang A Gong (Get It On)"

Super Duper Bonus: "Whooh!": KC and the Sunshine Band, everything they ever recorded