1. "I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like XX" (The Kinks): Coca-Cola
2. "When I met you I said my name was Rich, You look like a girl from XXX" (LFO): Abercrombie and Fitch
3. "XX man, bad news in his hand, knocking at my door, selling me the score" (Five Americans): Western Union
4. "Deutschmarks or dollars, XX will do nicely, thank you" (Tina Turner): American Express
5. "I got wishbone in my pocket, I got a rabbit's foot 'round my wrist, You know I'd have all the things these XX could bring, If you'd give me just one sweet kiss" (Elvis Presley): Lucky Charms
6. "Follow me, don't follow me I've got my spine, I've got my XX" (REM): Orange Crush
7. "I open that door so slowly, take a peek up north and south, then I pull out a XX And I pop it in my mouth!" (Larry Groce): Hostess Twinkie
8. "I'm a X girl, in a X world, life in plastic, it's fantastic" (Aqua): Barbie
9. "Come hear Uncle John's Band, by the riverside, Got some things to talk about, here beside the rising X" (Grateful Dead): Tide
10."Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, Oh yeah, I got a X camera" "(Paul Simon): Nikon
11."X, why can't you be true?" (Chuck Berry): Maybelline
12. "X X X X. Lovely X! Wonderful X!" (Monty Python): Spam
13."Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead, well it reminds me of the menu at a XX" (Jimmy Buffett): Holiday Inn
14. "Lonestar belt buckles and old faded X, and each night begins a new day (Waylon and Willie): Levi's
15. "One day when I was chillin' in XXX, just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'" (Run-DMC): Kentucky Fried Chicken
16."Mornin' girl, put your dreams away, and read your box of X" (Neon Philharmonic):Cheerios
17. "They call me XX, quite rightly" (Donovan): Mellow Yellow

Bonus: "She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!/Normal people don't act in that way!/"I go, "Mom, just give me a X please, All I want is a X." (Suicidal Tendencies): Pepsi